Enrichment. ¿Qué es esto? Enrichment is more than augmentation. It’s essential, like blood. Like breathing! Did you know that bambinos as young as seis meses can be Enriched? Expert studies show that early enrichment leads to higher standardized achievement scores, deeper grid enmeshment, and statistically insignificant reduction in brain warmth.
Learn all the world’s languages. Master any subject. Forge relationships. Deepen connections. Find your soulmate. All of this and more is possible with The Technology. Now available for free download. Of course, you must be Fully Enriched.
My mama had me Enriched as a wee baby. I sure am glad of it. Enrichment grants access to the Grid. The Grid grants access to the Technology. The Technology makes me smart. Or, as I like to say, erudite like a crudité!
Enrichment is vital for success in today's fast-paced academic setting. I like to grab students in the hallway to verify Enrichment. If they are not Enriched I shame them. It's all in good fun. Really.
Our extensive research shows that getting Enriched at an "approved" facility is the least painful implantation method. Ignore the hatemongers who want to trepan your skull. Our data show truth.
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